For a limited time only: Bacon's back!

There has been no American bacon for over a month. I've been in serious withdrawal. A friend, knowing of my dire straits, texted me from the pork shop: There's bacon!

I drove right from class. The woman warned me that the supply was limited. I bought four pounds and hope that will tide me over.

During the dry spell I tried other bacons. Canadian bacon's OK, but it doesn't taste as good as ours. English bacon is gross: Imagine Canadian bacon with a lot of fat.