Living in Amityville

My current apartment is possessed. The toilet and water pump leaks some days and not others. Some days I have great water pressure for a shower, other days there's a dribble. Every other day I blow a fuse turning on switches. The electrical surges have burned through more than 40 light bulbs.

Two of the bulbs exploded. One of those happened yesterday and I was hit with tiny glass particles while sitting at the computer.

Most of my colleagues have moved to the new apartments. I have held out because moving to an apartment without internet has zero appeal.

But it should would be safer.