Good stuff I learned from reading a conservative blog

These stories all come from The Corner.

Have a hangover? Apparently, a bacon sandwich will help. The carbs in the bread break down into amino acids which makes you feel better. The bacon replaces neurotransmitters and helps you think better.

Depressed and having no sex? Blame the kids. The article's stunning statistic: 90% of couples reported decreased marital satisfaction once a child is born.

Generous chimpanzees are more likely to get laid. Male chimps who give food to females are twice as likely to get lucky. This isn't a short term, "Here's meat, now let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel." The males share their prize during the time when the female is not ovulating. Providing meat is obviously sexy.

And, finally, you can now use a chocolate inhalor to taste chocolate with zero calories. The article appears to be real.

I love learning new, interesting things from conservatives.