Facebook message of the day

I'm hoping to see a friend and former housemate in Des Moines while I'm back. He sent his new phone number with this request:

Please don't give it to any male unattractive stalkers. Or hermaphrodite attractive or unattractive stalkers, or pre-op tranies. Anyone else is A-OK.

Soon this guy will be making a multiple of my salary. I'm just glad to know him on the way up.

Update: If there are any female unattractive stalkers out there please let me know. I will happily forward Matt's phone number. He's straight so if you stalked in the right way you might just have a chance.