Thursday, July 23, 2009

Facebook message of the day

I'm hoping to see a friend and former housemate in Des Moines while I'm back. He sent his new phone number with this request:
Please don't give it to any male unattractive stalkers. Or hermaphrodite attractive or unattractive stalkers, or pre-op tranies. Anyone else is A-OK.
Soon this guy will be making a multiple of my salary. I'm just glad to know him on the way up.

Update: If there are any female unattractive stalkers out there please let me know. I will happily forward Matt's phone number. He's straight so if you stalked in the right way you might just have a chance.

1 comment:

  1. I think your "thick" friends would crush him. He's thin and, well, you're about 4 inches taller...

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