I have checked the pork shop twice a week since the swine flu epidemic. Today, for the first time, they had pork chops. Two. I'd like to have friends over for dinner at the end of the week.
"Do you have any other pork chops?"
"We have these pork chops, sir."
"I appreciate that. If I wanted to buy five pork chops do you have it?"
"Oh, no, sir, we have these two."
I guess I'm not serving pork.
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