Tent on the street

I wondered, "Why, oh why, is there a tent on the street. It blocks traffic. It's not so neat." The tent sat for days and days. It blocked the traffic from both ways.

Then they put up flags and I knew the reason: Flags show it is time for wedding season.

The happy couple - if they are both national - receive a sum of $19,000 which is not rational.

But hey, if the government gave me $19,000 I'd put up the flags, too.