"...whenever a husband notices a bizarre behaviour from his wife, he can advise her, then avoid sleeping with her in one room and if that doesn't work out then he can whip her gently in a manner that makes her understand the situation."
Guys, let me know how this works out for you...
Wow. Um, I won't be making a trip over to the UAE any time soon, Steve. I would most likely be shot.
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope this idiot isn't correlating 'bizarre behavior in the wife' to the three examples given in the first paragraph.
ReplyDeleteSheesh.
Can't tell too much by the accompanying picture, but I'm pretty sure I could take him. Apparently he's not married to any of the women I know and love.
ReplyDelete"And that, Your Honor, is how my husband's body ended up in the wood chipper."
"Case dismissed."
His comments make me sad to be in the same species.
ReplyDeleteI like the grammar mistakes almost as much as the folk wisdom. Don't understand "avoid sleeping with her in one room," though. Why does it matter what room you do it in?
ReplyDeleteSteve - you know my's wife's favorite joke don't you? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? .....
ReplyDeleteNOTHING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER A MILLION TIMES BEFORE !