The on again, off again move...

... is off again.  I sent the following to all of my fellow inmates in the place we currently live:

Hello all -
Etisilat informed me today that it will be "weeks" before our compounds are connected to the internet.  After they are connected there will be another delay before technicians hook us up. 
When I asked if it could take as a long as a month he shook his head yes.
I also suggest everyone test every outlet, light fixture and all sinks/toilets.  Two of my air conditioners don't work, virtually every room has the lights wired wrong and in my front room I have a light that will not switch off! 
Steve