A child was holding a bag of peanuts. This monkey ripped it out of his hands sending peanuts flying everywhere. Even though there were more peanuts than she could possibly eat she scared away the other monkeys. I thought it would be an interesting to see what she'd do if I put an orange slice in front of her. Which would she prefer?The answer? Peanuts. After she ate her fill of peanuts she ate the orange slice. I guess it was dessert.
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I wasn't sure what the word was for a female monkey. It turns out it is just "female." How unoriginal. Whatever. This one was a bitch.
In doing my research I came across this little gem.
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