Finals e-mail of the day

For the next couple of days I plan to publish my favorite e-mail of the day.

A student currently at 65% in the class sent me this:

Dr. i sent this e-mail to help me to get a good grade because Dr. this is my last semester and i dont want my GPA to go less than 2.8 and if you push me to
get a B Dr. please.

Looking forward to your help Dr. Steven.

I don't think I'll be helping his 2.8 GPA.