A roommate first

I've had roommates who didn't help pay bills or pay any rent.

I've had roommates who were surprisingly messier than me. 

I've never had a roommate go 15 hours without walking his dog.  (When I let the dog out he got away and I had the joy of chasing him around the neighborhood.)

Nor have I had a roommate trash my house and take a door off the hinges to use it for beer pong.

Unfortunately for me, I seem to have hit the bad roommate jackpot.