E-mail of the day

From Denise:

In the last four days we’ve had around 10-11 inches of snow. Had you still been on vacation, I would’ve entered a post titled “Thanks for the 10 inches last night, Steve!”

It was -5 when I drove into work. That doesn’t count the wind chill.

Iowa is a jealous lover and when a self-proclaimed “True Blue Iowan” leaves, she plots her revenge up his return. So I’m blaming you for the weather now.

I’d type more, but I have to go into the restroom to run my hands under hot water so they thaw out for a while.