Today I ran into a student in the mall.  I asked, "So what did you do today?"  
The reply, "My friend and I killed two sheep for our families."
I grew up on a farm in Iowa.  I can't recall ever hearing someone say, "My friend and I killed two sheep for our families."  
Our break next week is a religious holiday where killing a sheep and sharing the meat with the poor is part of the ritual.  Remember the sheep riding in the trunk of a Lexus?

What about "Mario and Luigi find retirement can be just as strange as plumbing."?
ReplyDelete~Matt