This morning my boss called to let me know I'm getting a huge pay increase. Huge, like insanely huge.
This afternoon I stopped by the coffee shop and the women said, "You come here a lot. You deserve one free."
"Steven!" Ann exclaimed. "This is your day! You need to go to a bar tonight and try to pick someone up."
"Now let's not get crazy," I replied, "but I do wish I could buy a lottery ticket. I may be feeling lucky enough to win the lottery but I don't feel lucky enough to get lucky."
The feeling is mutual. I woke up happy this morning and the day has been very good since then. No buying lottery tickets for me either. Mom
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