Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Give a reason - any reason - to drive oil prices higher
On the government payroll?
Ukraine Day 3: Subways
Ukraine - Day 3: Scenes of Kiev
The forestation on each side of a large river reminded of Cedar Rapids... or Pittsburgh.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Helpful advice
If I had only seen this two weeks ago it would have come in handy during my trip to Ukraine.
In defense of the country most places had toilet paper, but a state run (very clean) bathroom did not.
The most unique thing about the bathrooms in the country was that many were unisex. The stalls had doors or walls, of course, but you’d emerge into a foyer area with a sink shared by all. I found it quite logical. If I were a woman, however, I don’t think I’d like sharing toilets en masse with the guys.
Ukraine - Day 2: McDonald's walkthrough
Ukraine - Day 2 Church day
Unfortunately, I'm not a church person so I can't tell you the names of these churches or what makes them important.
The church's interior was remarkably intricate.
Monday, September 28, 2009
The fix is in?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Ukraine - Day 1
The Ukrainian beers ranged from .$50 to $.80. What surprised me was the Corona selling for $1.50. The Mexican beer was the most expensive import and found at most of the stands. I have no idea why anyone would drink the urine-flavored Corona when there were great Ukrainian beers to drink.
Note the McFoxy next to the McDonald's. It was closed as was another McFoxy I saw later. I'm sure McDonald's was not happy with the idea of someone copying their look.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Back safely in the land of sand
Recomanded by European
Friday, September 25, 2009
I'm ready to go home now
What little interaction I've had makes me wonder... On the first full day we met a guy who works for the government who believes that 9-11 was done by the American secret service, Zbigniew Brzezinzki is the mastermind of American foreign policy and that Obama wants to give illegal aliens healthcare. After that meeting Ann asked, "Who's Brzezinski?" I replied, "Carter's national security advisor... he's had no power for 29 years."
*****
I read a magazine that recounted the space race and how Russia won the first several rounds with the first satellite, first animal in space, first man in space, and first pictures of the dark side of the moon. It went to say "Americans (allegedly) were the first to land a man on the moon but it may have been Hollywood."
*****
We picked up a KievToday where an editorial said, "Bush favored missile defense for Poland and Czech Republic* but Obama has canceled that. That means that Obama is willing to sacrifice Eastern Europe for better relations with Russia." No, it means Obama is sane.
* The Polish and Czech systems were ostensibly to protect them from Iran's missiles, but in reality it was to piss off the Russians.
*****
Today we passed a a stand with nested dolls. There was an Obama, inside that a smaller G.W. Bush, inside that a smaller Clinton, inside that a smaller Papa Bush, inside that a tiny Reagan. I found it interesting. The guy proceeded to tell me that he's selling it as a pair with the Russian Putin, Yeltsin and Gorbachev nested doll.
I gave him a puzzled look. He said, "Because Bush was not friends with Putin but Obama is friends with Putin." I gave him a "what the hell are you saying" look and he said, "That is my opinion."
I said "No" firmly and walked away.
The British being British
Wife: It's nice to hear someone else speaking English.
Husband: That's not English, it's American!
Oh, fuck off. If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German.
A visit to the pork shop
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Stifle
Anyhow, my friend Mark performs in the cover band Stifle. They performance was good and I can understand why they've gained groupies. Their next performance is September 26th at the Breakroom.
I decided to support the band by buying a t-shirt ($10) and a bumper sticker ($4). The groupie in charge of the merchandise took my $20 and handed me the merchandise. Then she started playing with her cell phone. I paused and finally asked, "Umm, can I get change back?"
"Hold on," she replied. "I am adding it up on my phone."
Oh.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Ukrainian prices
I overheard a guy saying he came here from Northern Ireland because a vacation there would cost more than flying here.
Yep.
Emirati dance
Just a massage, thank you
Massochistic: She giggled as she pulled my pinky toe and big toe farther apart than they've ever been. I'm not sure how scraping the insides of my toes is therapeutic. I kept thinking, "This will be over soon... this will be over soon..."The massage was over by 9:30 at which time she went to change her clothes in the bathroom. She emerged in a sleek leopard skin outfit and wearing tons of makeup.
Erotic: While laying on my back she spread my legs wide and proceeded to massage from one side to the other, leaving nothing untouched.*
Happy Ending Offer: The masseuse indicated that for some extra money she would make it a memorable massage. She also made it clear that we had to be quiet since my wife (Ann) was next to us only separated by a hanging sheet. I said, "No, just a massage, thank you." She was clearly not happy.
Business-like and painful: There was nothing remarkably good about the next half hour of the massage.
Apparently she had another job to go to...
*I initially wrote that she "awoke a sleeping giant."
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Ukraine's weather
I find your lack of ice disturbing
I do not.
At the Hilton I had a standing order for a bucket of ice to be delivered to room each night because heaven forbid the hotel have an ice machine for its customers. At restaurants I rarely get more than two tiny cubes when I ask for ice. If I ask for more I get a look of exasperation. I could live here for ten years and I think this will perpetually drive me nuts.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Ukraine update - Lviv edition
Or not. While it was relatively quiet it wasn't a great night's sleep.
We've continued to walk and walk and walk. We did this in Nepal but at the end of each day we could get a 90 minute massage for $15. We've yet to find anything similar here.
This country is not tourism friendly. Simple things like a picture of an airplane to indicate "airport" are nowhere to be found. Unlike Nepal, we look like the locals so people are constantly saying things to us. Yesterday I said to one, "I'm sorry, I don't speak English." Ann corrected me, "No, Steven, that is the language you speak..."
Blog of the week
I'm a bit disappointed that nobody got me a cake like this when I moved away.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Paying off (to get off) murder
The next hearing in the case was postponed until October 5 in order for the families of the accused to attempt to resolve the case by offering blood money to the victim’s family.
Hugh Laurie
I can't find the connection in the time I have in the internet cafe. Please let me know if any of you find anything.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thought for the day
James Bromwell
He was also a congressman representing eastern Iowa. He was defeated, interestingly enough, by John Culver, father of our current governor.
The Gazette has a nice story about him. My biggest regret is the same as many who knew him: Why didn't I spend more time talking with him and taking notes. He was a phenomenal political historian.
My condolences to his family. He was a great man.
Ukraine - so far so good
Kiev is pretty cool. From the interesting architecture to the masses of women wearing high heels on cobblestone streets to the beautiful fall-like weather it's safe to say we've had a good start.
Ann's sister's sister-in-law is from Ukraine and lined us up with a very centrally located apartment for $65/night. Splitting that cost makes this trip quite reasonably priced. Also, a Big Mac value meal is $3. (And it tastes just like a Big Mac in the US... unlike in the UAE.)
Anyhow, we made it safe and all is well. In Nepal internet cafes were everywhere because they catered to tourists and most locals couldn't afford internet on their own. Here, this is the first internet cafe we've found. I will post updates when possible and I find more internet cafes.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
A blast from the past
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Blog update
Because it's there?
...Moscow but didn't have time to get the permits....somewhere cheap....somewhere non-muslim because the country would be on holiday.
Grassley is the new Lucy holding the football
Iowa's dry spell
Happy Birthday, Ann!
A great birthday gift
Quote of the day - Obama's America
"In Obama's America the white kids get beat up with the black kids cheering, 'Yay, right on, right on, right on."
Iftar
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Inappropriate baby gifts
RIP Patrick Swayze
When I think of Patrick Swayze I think of Dirty Dancing or Roadhouse. Roadhouse must have played in the chapter room 200 times while I was at Coe. I have to admit this is not how I remember him:
I’ve never seen To Wong Fu. I’ll have to put it on a list… right after High School Musical 3. I’m sure both movies will still be available when I’m in retirement.
The day the economy (almost) died
Quote of the day - "Wait till her fat ass is sitting at this desk"
Monday, September 14, 2009
Jealous of Iowans
Obama does something stupid
Happiness is...
Storm damage
Trees here are watered constantly which gives them no reason to grow long roots. A major intersection had to be partially closed off because of standing water and trucks were brought in to siphon the water out.
Aaron Saylor for City Council
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Obama's best friends...
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Weekend remainders - the bad behavior edition
Friday, September 11, 2009
Birthdays
The larger point
...remembering how to cook
Romney the socialist
Andrew Sullivan makes a great point in a post titled, "Obamacare vs. Romneycare." Romneycare is the popular health insurance reform passed in Massachusetts and signed by then Governor Romney.
"... The weirdest thing about the Republicans right now is the their most viable candidate next time backed almost exactly the healthcare reform Obama is proposing. If Obama is a socialist, why isn’t Romney?"