The ads

I added Google's Adsense.  Why?  I want to know what ads Google would give me.  Would it be ads based on the content of the posts?  (That's why I added it after a bunch of posts on tailgating... I wanted to see if the ads were aimed at tailgating.)  I also wanted to know if the ads were geographically based.  Some websites display ads for me based on my IP address.

I think we'll all see slightly different ads.  Please let me know if you see one particularly interesting.

Strategic water reserve

Astonishing fact #1:  This country uses 145 gallons of water per day per person... the highest consumption in the world.  Even with my 2 showers per day I'm using only 10-15 gallons so what gives? This is a very green, well-landscaped place... which requires a lot water given six months of uninterrupted sun and temps of 110 degrees.


Astonishing fact #2: 98% of the potable water comes from desalination plants.  What if an oil rig in the Persian Gulf started leaking the rig int the Gulf of Mexico?  The supply of water to this country would be instantly contaminated.


The government has announced that they will begin injecting water underground to fill aquifers.  Should the gulf water become contaminated these aquifers would provide a 30 day supply.  A 30 day supply is nothing if the Persian Gulf became as polluted as the Gulf of Mexico, but it's a start.


As I was discussing this with a friend he said, "Well, at least it gives us enough time fly the $#$% out of here."

A first: It's warmer in Cedar Rapids

At this moment - 11PM on September 22nd - it is actually 1 degree warmer in Cedar Rapids than it is in Al Ain. It's 2PM in Cedar Rapids and the forecast for the next week is much better for them than it is for us in the desert.... Regardless, I had to document the moment.

Stop muttering, "Geek!" I can hear you.

Now I have to go outside and experience the cooler weather.

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Update: I stood on my tiny deck and shook out my carpet full of sand on the neighbor's car below. It was a satisfying moment as the cats she feed have been killing birds and leaving them in our stairwell for the past year. They also use our stairwell as a litterbox... which is odd since I live in the largest sandbox in the world.

The Iowa-Iowa State rivalry

On the day before I departed for the Emirates I went down to Iowa City to witness the tailgating parties at the Iowa-Iowa State game. Apparently, tailgating is an American phenomena. When I've mentioned it to my British and Australian counterparts they've replied with, "Don't you have a nice pub you could drink at before the game?"

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I'm an Iowa alum. We have more in common with our in-state rivals than any other team we play all season yet no loss stings more than losing to them.

Several years ago I traveled to Ames to take pictures at an Iowa-Iowa State game. In that era the teams were even and the tension was palpable. This year Iowa was the clear favorite and it made for a fun atmosphere.

While walking around I twice heard from an Iowa State fan, "Please don't hurt us."

Hence, it was not surprising to see acts of love trumping the rivalry.

Every parent wants the best for their children. Even though this woman graduated from Iowa State, she hopes for a better life for her son.

Tailgating

Nile Kinnick is Iowa's only Heisman trophy winner, thus it is appropriate to have the football stadium named after him. I learned from wikipedia tonight that he is the only all-American to receive a unanimous vote from the AP. And, as a student-athlete he was an econ major.

I'm not saying econ majors are superior.

But we are.

The seats of the stadium are in the distance. An hour before kick-off few are in the stands; most are still tailgating.

It's a crush of fans right outside of the stadium. I can't help but look at this picture and think, "Wow, we really are a very white state..."

In the three hours I spent walking around I came across more RV's than I thought existed in the entire state.

Nothing says you're a loyal Hawkeye fan more than driving a black & gold RV or placing two inflatable Herkies to your front bumper.

The kid was posing for his dad. I snuck in behind to take this pic. Yes, folks, that is a fully roasted pig on the table wearing Iowa State attire. I think the shades are a nice touch. Very Weekend at Bernie's.

The amount of food being prepared on elaborate grills was amazing. These people take their tailgating very seriously.

They even bring portable generators to run major appliances like stoves, refrigerators and big screen TV's.

Tailgating, para-military style

If you're gonna do it, do it right!

These tailgaters have the Lord's blessing

Every house in a two mile vicinity of Kinnick offers their lawns for rent.

This church (within a mile of the stadium) offers church services at 8:30 and 11:00 on Sundays and non-stop drunken debauchery on game days for those willing to buy a parking space.

I have no idea how much a parking space goes for but I know the RV lot sells spaces for $2000.

$2000 for seven home games. I'm sure these SUV's paid less but given the number of parking spaces, the church has to making a ton of money.

Praise Jesus!

Wacky outfits

It doesn't get more explicit than this. It says something about the atmosphere that she's wearing the most anti-Iowa State shirt possible... while standing next to an Iowa State fan. Or maybe the Iowa State fan knows - deep in his heart - that he longs to blow Herky.
As an Iowa alum I'm required to like black & gold.

Still, at times our fans look like walking school buses.

Two thoughts: 1. I don't own outrageous Hawkeye socks. I gotta get some. 2. An arab friend who reads the blog asked me, "Are all Americans fat?"

"No, I replied, but I do live in the part of the country where we like to deep fat fry everything and put it on a stick. We're bound to weigh a little more."

Friends

While walking around and taking pics I found some friends from college.

It's always a disappointment when a friend or family member marries an Iowa State alumna. Fortunately for Darin, Jamie has great attributes to make up for this glaring mistake.

Here's Ollie & Marcy. Ollie very sincerely offered me his ticket to the game. He said, "For as long as you work over there you won't be able to see another Iowa-Iowa State game..."

True. And it was a very nice offer. If I weren't leaving the next day I may have taken him up on it but I was just a bit too stressed out.

Marcy's father flew up for the game from Texas.
A die hard fan, he has a pretty good looking Hawkeye tattoo on his leg. I wonder if he has to pay a royalty fee every time he looks at it.

Amy and Dawn were in a tight crowd of tailgater's next to the stadium.

Rather than look at me, Mike's giving a smile for someone else. Thanks for looking my way Dawn! (I'm not sure who Mr. Photobomb is.)

UIHC

University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics is right across the street from Kinnick stadium. Anyone hoping to visit a loved one on game day has to hate the commute and lack of parking.

Blog reader

When this woman found out who I was she dropped to her knees and sat on her heels.

For a moment I was excited that for the first time in my life a woman dropped to her knees when introduced to me... until Mike explained that he had sent her my post about Gawkistan.

Pension

Most people would be happy to retire from the army or police and get a $72,000 pension. That is until they find out that those who retired after them are getting a $415,000 pension.

With benefits like these no Emirati will be willing to work at a private company because no private company could ever offer a benefit like this.

A $415,000 pension. An income guaranteed every year for the rest of your life... wow.

In case you clicked on the link above and are confused by the monthly income in dirhams:

Dh 22,000 per month * 12 months = Dh 264,00 = $71,934

Dh 127,000 per month * 12 months = Dh 1,524,000 = $415,258

Let's play!

This is the look Gus gives when he wants to be chased.

For a small dog he's got lots of energy.

Even in full crazed run mode he keeps an eye on me to see where I plan to attack.

When the games over (usually my call) he's completely spent. It's hard not to have tongue envy with this dog. I have no idea how he keeps such an amazing tongue inside his tiny little head.

Sunrise over the farm

Early morning and sunset are when the farm looks the best. I'm not an early morning person at the best of times. With the insane insomnia I had the last month I was in Iowa it's safe to say it was painful to get up to take these pics.

In early September the grass is still a luscious green, the beans have only begun to turn color and the corn is dead. Farmers wait for it dry out. In fact, they usually wait for the beans to die and combine them first. Corn takes quite a while to dry out.

Appearing in the distance is a neighbors silo rising above his farmstead. The silos used to hold silage which was fed to cows year round. They've all but disappeared from the landscape. I'm not sure why but I'm sure someone who reads this blog will be able to explain.

In the foreground is the popcorn I spent the last week picking. The rest is all field corn. This is a picture you may need to click on to get the full effect.

CBS is calling

On Friday night Ann called and said, "Look up everything you can about the American released from Iran and call me back in five minutes." I did.

Ann's husband Mike was recruited by CBS to fly to Oman to catch up with the woman fly with her back to the US. He's in New York now.

How did CBS know who to call? He worked with them on the Amazing Race last summer. And, apparently, left an amazing impression.

I can't wait to hear about his trip.

First working day after 97 days of vacation

Today was my first day of work in 3 months. I am very, very happy to be back. Standing in front of a classroom is my calling. However, there was a sign that this may not be an easy semester: I said to the class, "Right now we are not 100% sure which textbook we are using and we have not written a common syllabus for the class. For that reason, there's no point in having you come here on Tuesday. You get the day off." I could have had listened for crickets chirping.

"People!" I exclaimed, "I am telling you that you have Tuesday off from class and I get zero response?" At this point a few clued in and explained it to the rest in Arabic.

It's gonna be a long semester.

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I realize my blogging still seems to be on summer hiatus. I have many posts to add with pictures. The problem? I can't find any of my memory card readers. I'll have to buy a new one and proceed to lose it with the half dozen other ones I've purchased in the past two years.

Iowa from above in fall

It's been a decade since I've flown over Iowa in fall. I had forgotten how beautiful is at this time of year. (These Iphone pics don't do it justice.)

Flying Emirates

As an aviation geek I was excited to finally fly Emirates Airlines. They are known for having excellent service. For example, they bring along hot, wet towels for each person to wash off during the flight. It costs them little, but it's a nice treat on an 8 hour flight.

The LCD screen on the back of each seat is much larger than for other airlines. They also offer on-demand TV. Meaning, you want to watch CSI? You can start and stop when you want.*

Another cool feature is the ability to view cameras from the front and bottom of the airplane. The pictures from the bottom were rather meaningless until we came in for a landing. The picture above is of a rather large roundabout in Dubai. (At least I think it's a roundabout. It might be an alien spaceport.)

It was kinda cool to see the runway as we were landing.

This may be my only Emirates flight while back here. They are partnered with American and British Airways and unless the savings are HUGE I won't be flying them again.

*I watched Sex and the City 2 during one part of the flight. It was not as bad as the reviews but still not very good. As to the "four NYC women go to Abu Dhabi and encounter Muslim culture" plot, it was simply unrealistic. The Muslim part of the story was very minor compared to the way overplayed "Oh, I'm a married woman and I kissed a former lover" storyline.

Best birthday present: sleep

I had a terrible time sleeping during the last month in Iowa. I took at least part of an Ambien every night. I took one on each leg of the trip back. (They didn't work.) On my first full night back I was ridiculously tired but couldn't sleep. My mind called, "Am-bi-en... Am-bi-en..." I held out but wondered how long it would take to break the addiction.

The pleasant news is that the answer was one day. I went to bed before 9 last night and slept past 6 with only a few interruptions - including a friend calling after midnight to wish me a happy birthday.

Nine hours of sleep??? I haven't had that in months... maybe even a year!

Forty-two is sure starting out well!

Mixed return

My pre-flight panic was for nothing. Not only did I make the flight but my luggage made it as well. A completely event free trip. Ann & Mike, on the other hand, had less fun - delayed/missed flights 3 of 4 suitcases not making it.

With the amount of sleep I've had I'm down to minimal brain cells to still walk upright. So I'll try to summarize the good and bad:
Good:

• A change in schedule where I have one less section, still have no class before 12:30, have two preps instead of one and only have to go on the women's campus twice per week. Two preps is good because saying the same thing six times is a killer.
• I locked myself out of my apartment. That's good news because I was able to climb a rickety ladder and break in. I've been too scared to do it in the past and now I know I can do it. (That's a real positive for a guy who is constantly locking himself out.)
• I came back to a myriad of problems: 3 of the 6 room air conditioners are not working. My internet is down. My car has a flat and dead, dead battery. This falls in the good news category because I have people here who came to help within hours.

The bad:

• On the flight to London I had a guy sitting next to me who was really really sick. Sneezing and hacking up the entire way. My arm was sprayed more than once. The plane was 100% full or I would have requested a change. My sore throat started 12 hours later. That seems like a short incubation time but then again, I swam in his germs for a seven hour flight.
• The air conditioners are totally screwed. One looks like it exploded. While McGyvor could fix it, this is one I'm saving for the university. As cheap as McGyvor is, this is gonna be expensive.
• I have no water pressure. Taking a shower took 20 minutes and I'll bet I didn't use more than two gallons.
• Coke fridge is not cooling stuff. Time for another freon fill. Am I killing the ozone by using a leaking fridge? I may not want to hear the answer for that.
• The internet problem is not likely to be fixed anytime soon. Fortunately, I can use a weak signal from my neighbor as long as I sit right next to our shared wall.
• My IPhone has no phone capabilities in this country. AT&T loads software on the US IPhones that "lock" it to AT&T. No other company in the world does this. Thank you, AT&T. There is a fix - called "jail-breaking." I've been told I'll have to go to Abu Dhabi for it.

Anyhow, I am totally fried. The flights were good but I didn't sleep on them. After three hours of sleep I got up to drive to Dubai to pick up a friend. (I had to drive her car...)

OK, I knew this would become one of my meandering posts. Bottom line: I'm back. Not all is well, but I feel more in control and able to fix things here than I felt back in the US where I couldn't find anyone to fix my dryer for a reasonable price in the three months I was back.

With that run-on sentence I'll call it a night.