I'm not big on New Year's resolutions because the inevitable failure (year after year) is too much to bear. Nevertheless, I made a promise to improve in 2012: No more spending money on people for whom I have no chance of having sex.
And since that eliminates the population of the planet I should be saving a lot of money in 2012.
Maybe this will lead to a drastic increase in your prospects...
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Matt
You're a straight guy (albeit questionable, given the way you signed this) who was offered a free trip to the Emirates in 2011. If I hold to my resolution that's an offer I won't be making this year!
ReplyDeleteOh, you paid for my dinner at the indian restaurant last week.
ReplyDeleteIn the context of your statement above, this invitation gets a new interpretation ... :O
Gruß Lukas