Saturday, December 17, 2011

Your permission to punch me - hard

I lived in Iowa for 40 years before moving to the middle east.  Over the years I learned that there's nothing worse than an Iowan who moves to a warmer climate coming back to Iowa in winter.  Invariably they'll say, "Oh, it is sooo cold.  How does anyone live here?"

It's like saying, "I was good enough to get out, what's wrong with you?"  To me these people put the "douche" in the term douchebag.  I don't wanna be that guy.

If I say anything like that please feel free to slug me.

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