Family planning

As funny as this is:

It's even funnier (or scarier, depending on your point of view) here.  Brides are expected to prove their virginity by providing the blood of breaking the hymen on the wedding night.  No blood is grounds for an instant divorce.

How to, umm, get around that?  Well, the obvious answer is above.

If Bill Clinton could say with a straight face that getting blown is not sex most guys here would say the same about the rear entrance.  Culturally, there's no way I'll ever have this discussion with a woman here but obviously some of them would agree.